I Got 99 Problems But A Ship Ain't One!
Did I just make a song parody inspired by Glee Radio?

"Blame It(On The Warblers)"

Blame it on the Criss

Made you feel like this

Blame it on C Page

Got you in a daze

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Ay, she say she got a life

But I know that she lying

Cause shawty know what’s on her dash

But she don’t wanna seem like she’s stalking

Stuck to your computer like glue

Just know that I ain’t judging you

Admit it they ruined your life

Don’t lie now

Do you have a Tumblr?

Appreciating Warblers?

On there all weekend

Thinking

They can

Make an appearance at the Prom

Give just a few more lines to Dom

(Shippin’) Telly and his gavel

Makes you wanna cackle

All up on your dash now

You are so aware how fun those warbler parties must be (how fun they must be)

[Chorus:]

Blame it on the Criss

Made you feel like this

Blame it on C Page

Got you in a daze

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the Colfer

Blame it on the Baker

Blame it on the C-Meg

Gotta follow Riker

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Oh see

I’m reading all Pav’s tweets

Now they’re Klainebow bending

Hiatus got me antsy

But their antics are keeping me strong

No telling what I’m gonna do

When Ryan Murphy says they’re through

They were my missing puzzle piece

Now I’m complete

Jon what you singing?

Luke what you tweeting?

I’m here all weekend

Lurking

Creeping

Rereading “Dalton” by CP Coulter

When she coming out with a new chapter?

(Dapper) Bitches are amazing

Glasses they are raising

I am so in awe how

Looking at an eyebrow can ruin my life so easily (So easily)

Blame it on the Criss

Made you feel like this

Blame it on C Page

Got you in a daze

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the Colfer

Blame it on the Baker

Blame it on the C-Meg

Gotta follow Riker

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Now the Warblers throwing papers

It’s their typical warm up

Homework ain’t a thing

If it don’t throw it up in the sky (sky)

And raise your glasses up high (high)

And to my independent birdies

Who can buy their own glitter

BAMF-ing everywhere

Like you ain’t got a care

Go and fly (fly)

And raise your glitter up high (high)

Blame it on the Criss

Made you feel like this

Blame it on C Page

Got you in a daze

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the Colfer

Blame it on the Baker

Blame it on the C-Meg

Gotta follow Riker

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

Blame it on the wa wa wa wa wa wa Warblers

….. WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

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